Promenade of Astronauts

SHES CRAFTY

2008-07-30T10:10:00.003-06:00

and shes mine!

2008-07-27T02:26:00.002-06:00

fate is probably nothing more than positive thinking.

maine in vain

2008-07-24T21:21:00.003-06:00

Its easy to forget how small the world really is.

every jerk off is a self-indulgent one

2008-07-10T20:39:00.002-06:00

april, i don't think you're annoying.
i think i'm annoying too though, so i can't hold it against you.
knowing that you think you're annoying makes me reconsider the big picture. Lets be less concerned about what we're projecting and then focus that energy into green onion cakes.

time to yell back

2008-07-05T18:27:00.001-06:00

I'm feeling a little Andy Warhol right now

2008-05-29T22:13:00.004-06:00

"Take off your sunglasses, you're in the elevator.

You're squishing your nose up so that you can see under them. Why are you even wearing them?"

I had a vivid dream about a part of town with alot of brush, hills and all brightly colored houses. I have dreams about places I've never been and then find them months later. I'm blogging about it so that I have a record of it to prove I'm not making up that I remember it.

silver goes with everything

2008-05-24T19:14:00.002-06:00

When I'm dying I'm sure that I want to be listening to music. I think that it would make me feel alot better about the whole situation.

sheet vs. ghost

2008-05-09T18:01:00.002-06:00

I had a stressful day at work and I was craving sensory deprivation, even if it would only last 10 minutes. So I went to a tanning salon. Does that make me a yo boy?

keep this between you and me, internet.

proactivity ftw

2008-05-09T02:17:00.001-06:00

Why is there an Italian word for Italy? Why didn't we just all call it Italia in the first place?

People call it Italia. Right?

I will never video blog

2008-05-05T14:34:00.005-06:00

MROCK says:
i need to vaccum my couch, but vaccuming is such a buzzkill
jeans says:
i need to actually put my mom's stuff into boxes, but packing is such a buzzkill
MROCK says:
talking about all of the "need to"s is such a buzzkill
jeans says:
ugh
jeans says:
we're killing our buzzes
jeans says:
i need to take a nap
jeans says:
that will kill my buzz
MROCK says:
im going to go back into a lamp post. that will kill my buzz
jeans says:
our buzzes are so dead
MROCK says:
like a squashed bee.
jeans says:
a crushed ant
MROCK says:
ants dont buzz?
jeans says:
oh
jeans says:
k
jeans says:
like an unplugged refrigerator

steeley dad

2008-05-02T00:02:00.001-06:00

I am so lazy that I considered buying baby food so that my body wouldn't have to work as hard to digest it.

small boats

2008-04-30T19:53:00.004-06:00

Q: Do I hate peppers so much that I'll go through a bag of frozen vegetables to make sure there are no slivers left?

A: Totally.

BLAST OFF

2008-04-28T12:34:00.005-06:00

The last 10 posts demonstrated what it would be like if you hung out with me for a day. and all we did was smoke weed.

Now that schools done I could fall in my shower and die. no one would know for weeks.

I

2008-04-28T02:54:00.000-06:00

II

2008-04-27T23:47:00.000-06:00

Lorem ipsum tshirt. what do you think?

III

2008-04-27T21:51:00.004-06:00

D:

There is no poetry yet written that can describe my disappointment.

IV

2008-04-27T21:21:00.004-06:00

I sign up for alot of pre-authorized bill payment programs. If the robots that run those servers ever go crazy and go on killing sprees I'm going to be fucked.

I hope that Ryan wins big brother.

V

2008-04-27T20:19:00.002-06:00

VI

2008-04-27T17:59:00.007-06:00

"e" for euphoric track list
(in order by mood, not by preference)
(some of them are music files, others are music videos, and the rest don't exist. )

clap your hands, say yeah - tidal wave / vampire weekend - walcott / manitoba - crayons / Volcano, I'm still excited - fisticuffs / islands - abominable snow / the strokes - whatever happened / electrophonvintage - where youre not / caribou - skunks / the essex green - mrs. bean / Volcano, I'm still excited - mostly on an island / radiohead - karma police / M.I.A - 20 dollar / wolf parade - grounds for divorce / Belle & sebastian - get me away from here I'm dying / europe - the final countdown / Beirut - Prenzlauerberg / the blow - parentheses

VII

2008-04-27T16:47:00.003-06:00

Asking your fiance for a prenup is like asking a girl if she has aids right before you're about to have sex with her.

VIII

2008-04-27T14:05:00.002-06:00

Do you ever feel bad about letting your fruit die before you eat it?
Not for the waste though, but for the fruit?

IX

2008-04-27T12:24:00.003-06:00

Fate is appearing more and more obviously to me lately. I lost my cellphone last night and I couldn't find it in my car so I was going to drive to a friends house to find it. My car was really dirty and I was reluctant to drive around in it so I went to the carwash. Although before my realization I was ready to renounce the entire thing and go home.

The carwash I always go to is closed, and naturally I'm not the only one whos taking advantage of the sunny day. But the line for the next nearest one will cost me 45 minutes of my time. I buy a bottle of water and some gum and then once I get to the front of the line I realize that I now can't find my wash code. I look all the way through the car and in the process I found my cell phone.

Fate= wanting to wash my car and my favorite car wash is closed (negatives): getting in my car and being forced to dig through it frantically, which means I didn't have to drive to my friends, which is crucial because drinking a one and a half litre of water and then going through a high intensity car wash didn't lend well between themselves.

X

2008-04-27T10:48:00.004-06:00

sometimes I feel like the detective with a closet coke addiction.

when you're holding me, we make a pair of parentheses.

2008-04-22T21:37:00.003-06:00

"God invented feeling like this. and thats what its there for.
our minds are made for exploring."

my last two posts both involved weed. I feel like everyones going to judge me because of that. I feel less lame staying home on a friday night to do homework high over sober.

dinoadventure

2008-04-16T18:50:00.003-06:00

People who can eat condiments as meals totally gross me out.

for a really long time now when I get high I get "the final countdown" by Europe stuck in my mind, and then it seeps into my sober life which means that I am thinking about it ALL OF THE TIME.

april rags on me to blog, so this is what she gets! this is my life right now. I don't blog for that reason.

don't chu?

2008-03-20T12:04:00.000-06:00

shes got betty rubble eyes

2008-02-22T01:21:00.008-06:00

I finally found out why raver kids wear binkies when they go to raves.
shit, clarity like this should be bottled and sold by the gallon!

passion without medication!

2008-02-19T20:55:00.008-06:00

if it came right down to it, I'd rather marry a girl who stimulated me intellectually rather than physically.
like, if I could never have sex but always had really in depth discussions about Seurat and Russian Constructivism I would probably be okay.

ps. I'm blogging in my swim trunks right now. SUMMERS HERE.

bearly worth it

2008-02-16T12:45:00.004-06:00

I'm blogging from work.
my bosses told me to do something because me sitting up front and gazing out the window makes the business look bad.

this way it looks like I'm atleast looking at porn, or something.

deep stride

2008-02-13T23:58:00.006-06:00

If you put a thick layer of acrylic medium on the backside of a photocopy the carbon will bleed through to the page underneath. This is useful for people who are better at drawing on the computer than they are in real life.

Even though I'm going to do a bunch of ink washes overtop I'm totally going to get caught cheating on this assignment like the first time I did it, which is why I'm doing it again. last time I tried to get out of drawing by making stencils and then spraypainting onto canvas.

school is hindering my creative expression/apathy for stupid assignments.

thanks puerto rico

2008-02-09T13:56:00.001-06:00

I manifested my destiny, and last night I was affirmed that I'm well on my way. I'm trying to keep myself humble though because it puts off better energy.

should I thank lady universe, or what?

(miss lady universe, 2006)

Tilt'o control

2008-02-08T16:30:00.000-06:00

sink is full of dishes again.
wtf is wrong with me?

I had to write a 150 word biography for myself for unlimited magazine last night. I think I tried too hard to make it funny. I'm making a really bad debut into the design world.

D:

2008-02-06T21:40:00.000-06:00

Dishes are washed. the universe is balanced once again.

thanks alot for helping, assholes.

oh my god! that clown has no legs!

2008-02-06T18:12:00.001-06:00

I think I'll be listening to music when I die.
Its not like I'm one of those guys whos REALLY into music
I just think that I'll be less scared of the whole experience that way.

and if I die in a car accident it has to be with jeanie, and we have to be listening to shine a light.

MAN UP

2008-02-03T12:10:00.000-06:00

everyone who reads my blog is responsible for coming over and washing my dishes.

don't be so goddamn lazy.

get off your ass and man up, kitten.

turkey? it'ur key.

2008-02-01T20:04:00.000-06:00

MROCK says:
what do you call an iraqi jew?
Yasmin says:
what?
MROCK says:
a-rab-i
Yasmin says:
what did the pakistani woman tell her husband when she filed for a divorce?
MROCK says:
paki your bags?
Yasmin says:
DAMN IT
Yasmin says:
What's Hitler's least favorite planet?
MROCK says:
JEWPUTER
Yasmin says:
fuck you!
MROCK says:
<3
Yasmin says:
What language do homosexual Jews speak?
MROCK says:
he-blew?
Yasmin says:
fuck you
Yasmin says:
seriously
MROCK says:
im SORRY
MROCK says:
IM GOOD AT THIS

noodles clown

2008-01-31T10:16:00.000-06:00

I had a dream last night that I was designing a logo for a jewish funeral home and the company was called "third reich, the final solution".

Books on tape?

2008-01-29T21:17:00.001-06:00

play for the dodgers, play to win

2008-01-27T18:07:00.000-06:00

There is another orange growing inside of the one that I just opened. its like shoplifting a second orange from safeway.
This is how I stick it to the man.

^ this is not the man. I mean, he is the man, but hes not the man I am sticking it to.
I wouldn't stick it to him fiscally, is what I mean.

bamboo fun

2008-01-26T18:28:00.000-06:00

je voudrais à regarde Nous Sommes Loups ce soir, mais personne vouloir à venir avec moi.

D:

Pacifism

2008-01-24T23:40:00.001-06:00

Theres something about the past few days that makes me want to be really high on heavy drugs, all of the time. My life wouldn't be easier, but at least I wouldn't think about it so much.

Note: the blender is malcontent because it just had to mix up a bunch of food that would taste horrible together in a smoothie.

I guess you can call me Pavlov

2008-01-24T00:29:00.000-06:00

I'm trying to encourage my big plant to grow by putting the little plant beside it, depriving it of water and light until its on the cusp of dying, then bringing it back to life.

plant psychology?
malcontent blender.

Being the Best of the Best of the Best: Is 110% the best you can do?

2007-01-30T21:51:00.001-06:00

Miss Lorraine: Irate babysitter to the stars

2007-01-27T04:59:00.000-06:00

Caption: "Dad, Jesus & me. July 27th, 1974"

Buying expensive shirts so that everyone knows we can afford them

2007-01-24T17:49:00.000-06:00

Attn: Millionare baby

I'm sorry that I called you Millionare Baby to your face today. It slipped my mind that it is a nickname that we use behind your back.
You really do look like a baby that is a self-aware millionare, though.

I hope that you can find the humor in this.

I was a young, tyrannical guitarist: Memoirs

2007-01-23T21:51:00.000-06:00

Attn: Construction workers on the #2 bus

Please quit trying to convince me to work in a trade.

make make make make make make make make make make make make

2007-01-21T22:17:00.000-06:00

"Whats keeping you from selling out to God?" ?

Sailing bok choy boats in the bay of china

2007-01-20T14:04:00.000-06:00